The Next Gen does Family Guy

The Family Guy is doing an episode featuring the principle cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Based on the clip, it looks like the crew had no problem poking fun at themselves. And can I just say that young or old, live action or cartoon, Patrick Stewart can beam me up anytime. Go on, make it so, Picard.

Daydreams aside, the episode "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven" airs Sunday at 9 p.m. ET on Fox. Get Wired for more info.

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A forgotten hero of The Great Escape

Sixty-five years ago as of last night, Allied POWS at Stalag Luft III began their escape attempt (it was March 24, 1944). Out of the 76 men who escaped the German camp, only three made it to freedom; 50 of them were executed.

The escape was immortalized in the film "The Great Escape." U.S. Army Col. Jerry Sage is the war hero on whom Steve McQueen's character was based, though regretfully you never seem to hear much about him. Sage worked for 15 months on a three-tunnel escape plan while in the POW camp, which he told of in his book "Sage." The movie "The Great Escape" was based on the book of the same title by Paul Brickhill, but Sage's exploits are credited with helping form the movie's plot (though his own book wasn't printed until well after the movie was made).

According to his 1993 obituary in Variety, Sage:

"...earned the nickname 'Cooler King' because he was placed in solitary confinement 15 times in the Nazi camp.

In the movie, McQueen whiled away time in solitary with a baseball glove and ball.

After numerous breakout attempts, Sage, who worked for the U.S. Office of Strategic Service, made his final escape across Poland after being a POW for more than three years."

According to IMDB:

"Steve McQueen's character Hilts was based on amalgamation of several characters, including Major Dave Jones, a flight commander during Doolittle's Raid who made it to Europe and was shot down and captured and Colonel Jerry Sage, who was an OSS agent in the North African desert when he was captured. Col. Sage was able to don a flight jacket and pass as a flier otherwise he would have been executed as a spy. Another inspiration was probably Sqn Ldr Eric Foster who escaped no less than seven times from German prisoner-of-war camps."

There's not a lot out there about Col. Sage. I remember him coming to speak at a history class when I was in junior high in the '80s; he talked about how he could kill a man in two seconds with his bare hands. Even though he was well into his 60s at the time, I firmly believed him and didn't doubt he could still do it if need be.

Sage struck me as a tough old bird who gave a hell of a lot in service of the United States. He was a member of the OSS (Office of Strategic Services) in World War II, a predecessor of the CIA. Perhaps he kept such a low profile due to the nature of his work. He also seems to have led an incredibly interesting life. I wish there was more out there about him (heck, I wish at least that his book were still in print! You can find some used copies on Amazon and at Abebooks.).

Do you have more info or stories about Jerry Sage? Leave a comment and share the love!

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Gimme a man that smells like Capt. Kirk

He was the sexiest starship captain in the galaxy. Even the triple-wanged alien studs in the Delta Quadrant had nothing on James T. Kirk. He was H-O-T hot, even to a little kid watching Star Trek reruns in the '70s and dreaming of being his girlfriend (even though I wasn't quite sure what he got up to with those green slave girls).

Now all those die-hard fans living in their parents' basements and saving up for the next Con can boldly smell like no Trek geek has smelled before. With a splash of Tiberius, one of three new fragrances paying homage to Star Trek, any Trekkie (or Trekker depending on how anal you are about your sci-fi habit) can smell like a space-age stud. Splash some on, head down to the DQ, and brag to the giggly teenage counter staff, "Yeah, baby, like it? It's Tiberius. As in James Tiberius Kirk, captain of the Starship Enterprise. How 'bout you come over to my place and watch TOS on DVD? Bring a Dilly Bar, doll."

Seriously, I did love Trek and think these fragrances are sort of a fun and funny idea. I'd even buy the ladies' fragrance, Ponn Far (named for the Vulcan mating ritual) if I could find it on clearance for a buck or two (and it would have to be clearance, as these fragrances will set you back $30-$40 and I'm not *that* into the concept). It would be fun to say I had it, but not really worth much of an investment. The third fragrance, btw, is Red Shirt, apparently named for the expendable character that tended to meet an unpleasant end in each episode. I'm not sure who would want to smell like the guy who bites it 10 minutes into the episode; maybe you give that to the boss you don't really like or an annoying step-relative.

On the fence about placing an order? Here's more info on these far-out scents to help you decide.

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