The adorable Jemaine Clement, one half of my favorite guitar-based digi-bongo a capella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo Flight of the Conchords, is the proud papa of a baby boy named Sophocles. I'm usually against names that might get you beat down on the playground, but this one's pretty cool.

Congrats, Jemaine, and way to prove you really were ready for Business Time.